There’s no denying that pasta can be sexy. But Keith Weatherley has found a way for it to be even sexier than I’d ever imagined:
Man caught with penis in pasta jar
A man caught near New South Wales’s Nobbys Beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20kmh car chase, has had his day in court.
I wonder if the brand is important? Organic for that clean, green pasta shag?
Herbs added for some more interesting taste and smell sensations?
Or perhaps, if variety is the spice of your life, a threesome? 
I must say, so far in my adventures with pasta sauce and sex, the jar hasn’t been part of it. You do live and learn.
LudditeJourno 